Meditation is duct tape for the soul.Ancient and Revered Yoga Cynic Sutra 333.981*
If duct tape doesn’t work, try using more duct tape.
* The Ancient and Revered Cynical Sages didn’t necessarily think through all the implications of the meditation=duct tape thing. Most likely, they just thought it was funny...***Ancient and Revered Commentary on Ancient and Revered Yoga Cynic Sutra 333.981
** ...while, personally, I’ve always been a bit dubious about the notion that there’s anything conventional about wisdom...
*** ...and that’s not even mentioning the ever-present possibility that they were drunk...
Ancient and Revered Commentary on the Ancient and Revered Commentary on Ancient and Revered Yoga Cynic Sutra 333.981