Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Is This the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius? (Kind of a different perspective)


...got some big news, folks...courtesy of my ever-out-there-but-unfailingly-lovable kundalini friends....yes, even bigger than whatever the hell the Mayans predicted is gonna happen in 2012....I’m talkin’ about...are ya ready for this?...

...the Dawning of the Motherfuckin' Age of Aquarius!!!...

...like, seriously...

...no more patriarchy...

...no more wars...

...no more racism, sexism, or homophobia...

...cooperation taking the place of competition and strife...

...harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding, no more falsehoods or derision, something-something dreams of vision, mystic crystal revelation and the mind’s true liberation...blissed out people dancing around naked...kind bud growing abundantly along the sides of endless networks of well-tended bike paths...unlimited free downloads of Grateful Dead and Phish shows...all that good shit...

Acid, incense, and balloons...
the Jefferson Airplane

...(yeah, I know, I thought that all happened back in the ‘60’s, too....guess that’s what happens when ya get yer news from pop songs instead of more reliable authorities)...(like Facebook)...

...so, anyway, it’s all supposed to start on November 11th...which all sounds cool, except............

...let’s face it: if yer gonna kick some ass, ya better do it now....seriously, people, if this thing's for real, that means there’s barely more than a week left to enjoy telling, flipping, or pissing people off...because, after 11/11/11, that shit’s gonna be totally uncool...

....may have to cut this blog post short, for that matter, so I can go elsewhere on the web and leave some gratuitously meanspirited political comments, since there's obviously gonna be no more of that...(hell, I don't even know if there are gonna be any political situations worth getting nasty about...just intimate circles of kind, open-minded earth-mother types gently reaching consensus on the best ways to love and nurture the general population)...

...namasmotherfuckingte, people...(oh, man, am I gonna miss saying that...)...

8 comments:

Carol Horton said...

hey, dude, good to hear. and can you send some of whatever you've been smokin' out Chicago way?

TheRiverWanders said...

I'm not sure I'm ready to give up all my meanness although I agree there's something *big* going on out there...

Grace said...

Yeah, right...(said with a Bronx sneer)

Meredith LeBlanc said...

I second Carol's motion please! And I'd like that picture for wallpaper too while you're at it.

kim said...

Well, at least now I know what I'm up against...a deadline. I should make a list of pre-Age of Aquarius things and post-Age of Aquarius things. Or will we be too busy in joy and ecstasy? How does that work?

earthtoholly said...

...no more Yoga for Cynics? Will a new blog...Yoga for Ex-/Non-Cynics, perhaps...be necessary? Hope not, 'cause what fun would that be?

...endless networks of well-tended bike paths... I'm waiting for this one.

Thanks for the nudge, drjay...no good excuse...just having a hard time focusing. I know, I know...how hard is it to throw up a pic?!

Speaking of pics, I love what you've done with yours here...very groovy!

It's A Yoga Thang said...

Everyone I know right now is crazy and getting crazier and I'm not getting meaner, just wanting to stay out of the way of humans. Avoidance. Gearing up for the age of rainbows and lollipops. *sigh*

Lydia said...

This is so choice. Your presentation of the image is perfect. You used my favorite hippie colors, and I am not kidding...I had favorite dresses in orange and pink.